You know the part of you that says "this isn't a good idea"? Well the answer to eradicating this voice can be found at the bottom of a glass. Need some Dutch courage? Down it! Want to do something regrettably drastic? Down it! Alcohol was discovered around 4000B.C. and to date we are still using it not only as a preservative for clean beverages, but for more recreational reasons also. Please drink responsibly and try not to precariously balance furniture in your home.