Tuesday, 20 March 2012

New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

Hmmm which will it be - a blood sucking poser who always makes it seem like there's a cold draft in the room, or a guy with a crack that's hairier than his back? Either way, they're both dangerously selfish and seem to think that Bella's a lot safer in their company, thus proving their inferior brain capacities. Why can't they just all get along and show more of a proactive interest in the democratic workings of society.