Friday, 16 March 2012

When I'm home alone and I hear a noise, I suddenly go ninja

What was that!? That noise! It sounded like... the floorboards?... No it was more like... Bruce Lee breaking into my house to steal my 32" LCD! *NINJA MODE* Time to take out the trash! If I hide in the shadows they will only hear my footsteps. If I have ninja footsteps they will only smell my fear. If I show no fear they will cower before me and run from my mighty stealth combo's. *Swiftly secures the area* Oh I see ...silly cat.