Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!

How annoying is it when someone pretends to swing for you just to test your reaction, as if the best thing to do would be to stand there and get poked in the eye. If anything, a spider man reaction is something to be proud of, because they couldn't hit you if they tried! More to the point, this intimidation technique is just a sign of weakness - a weakness that's begging to be taught a lesson.

I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything.

MC Hammer's 'can't touch this' attitude has touched the lives of many. Selling over 50 million records worldwide, the man has been a great success and it's all thanks to his power yielding 'hammer pants'. This sell out rapper is also considered a forefather of pop rap, and went from rags to riches because of his energetic personality.

Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.

A company like Walkers surely doesn't need to make funding cuts any time soon. So why do they insist on selling thin air to people?! Perhaps it's an initiative to combat obesity, for those who don't take the initiative to buy a second packet of air, I mean crisps. It's rather like the packaging you get for childrens toys, that makes the product look completely awesome on the shelf. However older people can see through this, just like air itself.

Hating the kids who circled wally in all the where's wally books

Wally always wins because as soon as we've found him he's hiding again. The challenge of chasing this goofy fella around is highly recommended. But prepare for disappointment as you pick that book up from the children's section in the library. When opening the front page to realize that someone much younger than you has ruined your entire day. You might experience negative emotions such as fear, anxiety, stress and hatred.

Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

All over the world, people are complaining about the lack of tact that the pringles company had when they decided to make their tubes just about, sort of big enough to fit your hand in. Well it seemed just about the right size until you realised you weren't going to get your hand back for a while. Dear Pringles, please consider this public outcry and take legislative action to prevent this problem from getting out of hand, because my hand is sore now and it's all your fault.

I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy

It can be rather annoying to be in a quiet room full of people while trying to inconspicuously munch a snack. Ever been told off for munching crisps during an important bit of dialog is on the TV? Here's to those irritating moments when you wish your food just came in a much quieter form.