So much for the "Neverending Story" never ending.

It was completely false advertising and a refund should be provided for those who were disappointed with the DVD. Children everywhere are still waiting for the story to end and it's just not fair on them. Think of the children! On the bright side though, there was a talking dragon and a seemingly evil void of darkness called "The Nothing" that consumes absolutely everything. But the film was creepy and so were the characters - enough said.

Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!

How annoying is it when someone pretends to swing for you just to test your reaction, as if the best thing to do would be to stand there and get poked in the eye. If anything, a spider man reaction is something to be proud of, because they couldn't hit you if they tried! More to the point, this intimidation technique is just a sign of weakness - a weakness that's begging to be taught a lesson.

Procrastinators UNITE... ... tomorrow

I'll write more about this tomorrow...

Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.

A company like Walkers surely doesn't need to make funding cuts any time soon. So why do they insist on selling thin air to people?! Perhaps it's an initiative to combat obesity, for those who don't take the initiative to buy a second packet of air, I mean crisps. It's rather like the packaging you get for childrens toys, that makes the product look completely awesome on the shelf. However older people can see through this, just like air itself.

Making your font type bigger so it looks like you've written more

There are of course many ways of getting through school. Changing the size of your font can definitely fill in the blanks.

That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn't open for you

Ever been frustrated because an 'automatic door' didn't open for you? It can be rather annoying, even when you take the notion to stop yourself from walking into it. Waiting to be registered as a human being isn't the ideal situation. It's as if the door is waiting for something, like a secret password, or a "good afternoon". It seems almost intentional sometimes, especially when you're in a rush. If doors have a mind of their own, we might as well face it - doors can be stupid.

Hating the kids who circled wally in all the where's wally books

Wally always wins because as soon as we've found him he's hiding again. The challenge of chasing this goofy fella around is highly recommended. But prepare for disappointment as you pick that book up from the children's section in the library. When opening the front page to realize that someone much younger than you has ruined your entire day. You might experience negative emotions such as fear, anxiety, stress and hatred.

Get real. No one's going to form a single line if the building's on FIRE.

So the buildings on fire and we need to get out as quickly as possible. I know! Let's march out in a military formation so that we can look real smart in front of anyone watching, because that's what their main concern would surely be! When people's lives are at stake, what better priority to have than people walking in single file? Lets just hope the person at the front of the line can walk fast enough...