So much for the "Neverending Story" never ending.

It was completely false advertising and a refund should be provided for those who were disappointed with the DVD. Children everywhere are still waiting for the story to end and it's just not fair on them. Think of the children! On the bright side though, there was a talking dragon and a seemingly evil void of darkness called "The Nothing" that consumes absolutely everything. But the film was creepy and so were the characters - enough said.

New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

Hmmm which will it be - a blood sucking poser who always makes it seem like there's a cold draft in the room, or a guy with a crack that's hairier than his back? Either way, they're both dangerously selfish and seem to think that Bella's a lot safer in their company, thus proving their inferior brain capacities. Why can't they just all get along and show more of a proactive interest in the democratic workings of society.

When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know sh*ts about to go down

This is one guy you certainly do not want to mess with. I mean c'mon, he's got a Pikachu. From across the road you'd hear them shout "Stand back! he's got a Pokeball!" And then the theme tune starts randomly playing from somewhere in the background. If Ash was out on our streets, he'd soon be the most feared character in society. He would solve any case before the police had time to show up and when they did, he'd give them an autograph.

Kenan & Kel

Kenan & Kel is an American teen sitcom that was aired from 1996 to 2000 on Nickelodeon. These two mischievous characters found themselves in all sorts of trouble and barely scraped themselves out of whatever holes they'd dug. Kenan, a high school student/grocery shop keeper often enticed his clumsy counter part with orange soda (Kel's much loved drink) whenever he wanted a favor. "Aww, here it goes!"

The Young Ones

The Young Ones is a British sitcom that sparked onto TV, a wave of alternative comedy in the early 1980s. The four main characters are Vyvyan an aggressive punk, Rick a twirpish wanna-be anarchist, Neil the ultimate hippy and Mike the self proclaimed suave guy. This one of a kind, laughter generating show fashioned an exceptional comedy with a clever and completely stereotypical portrayal of lower-middle class attitudes in the 1980s.

Bottom

Bottom, is a British sitcom television series starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall as Richie and Eddie. They are two flatmates who get themselves into the most hilarious situations and grind on each others nerves while trying to work as a team. Their kitchen is more disgusting looking than Richie's sweaty shirt, partly because they live on benefits in Hammersmith, London.

Randy Marsh

Randy Marsh is arguably the funniest Southpark character there is. His hypochondriac nature often gets not only himself, but the entire Southpark community into a panic about almost everything. He is indeed a legend in many aspects despite being portrayed as the most absent minded twirp that Southpark has to offer.