Showing posts with label funny celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny celebrities. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Can CHUCK NORRIS get more fans than there are people on earth?!

If he can't do it, no one can! Legend has it that Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle. When he looks at himself in the mirror, there is no reflection, because there can only be one Chuck Norris. So who is this guy and where did he originate? America, March 10, 1940 - ex air force, martial artist, actor. There is nothing to fear but fear itself. But fear itself is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything.

MC Hammer's 'can't touch this' attitude has touched the lives of many. Selling over 50 million records worldwide, the man has been a great success and it's all thanks to his power yielding 'hammer pants'. This sell out rapper is also considered a forefather of pop rap, and went from rags to riches because of his energetic personality.

When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know sh*ts about to go down

This is one guy you certainly do not want to mess with. I mean c'mon, he's got a Pikachu. From across the road you'd hear them shout "Stand back! he's got a Pokeball!" And then the theme tune starts randomly playing from somewhere in the background. If Ash was out on our streets, he'd soon be the most feared character in society. He would solve any case before the police had time to show up and when they did, he'd give them an autograph.

Monday, 19 March 2012

Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.

What better status symbol is there than a totally epic moustache? Here we have two of the most loved moustaches on the planet. They are so fantastic that it's very easy to imagine how insignificant the monopoly guy and pringles dude would be without them. But as they currently are, these two characters display their raw power with a 'mighty boosh' of facial hair. It's almost as if they're hiding something behind them, or compensating for the relative bareness above their heads.

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Kevin Bridges

Kevin Bridges is a Scottish stand-up comedian that has astronomically shot his way up the leagues in UK comedy. He has been described as ''The most exciting talent in Scottish stand up''. He is now well recognized as a comedy genius and has performed in many countries including Switzerland, Germany, Belgium, Canada, throughout the Middle East and the Far East.

Monkey

Who is Monkey? Monkey is an actor, philanthropist, philosopher and a hot beverage and biscuit connoisseur. He can be found "over there, at the bar" and is a very sociable monkey. Completely unique and made from what looks like cotton, Monkey is a friendly character who stops at nothing to get the job done.

Friday, 16 March 2012

Aleksandr Orlov – Founder of Compare the Meerkat

The most successful and crowd pleasing Meerkat known to mankind. Aleksandr is the founder of comparethemeerkat.com and lives in Moscow, Russia. His great grandfather, Vitaly, fought in the Meerkat Mongoose War of 1728. Thankfully he survived to produce generations of offspring which led to this fluffy little personified animal to bombard our television screens with pure intent to sell soft toys in his own image.

Kenan & Kel

Kenan & Kel is an American teen sitcom that was aired from 1996 to 2000 on Nickelodeon. These two mischievous characters found themselves in all sorts of trouble and barely scraped themselves out of whatever holes they'd dug. Kenan, a high school student/grocery shop keeper often enticed his clumsy counter part with orange soda (Kel's much loved drink) whenever he wanted a favor. "Aww, here it goes!"

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Randy Marsh

Randy Marsh is arguably the funniest Southpark character there is. His hypochondriac nature often gets not only himself, but the entire Southpark community into a panic about almost everything. He is indeed a legend in many aspects despite being portrayed as the most absent minded twirp that Southpark has to offer.