When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know sh*ts about to go down

This is one guy you certainly do not want to mess with. I mean c'mon, he's got a Pikachu. From across the road you'd hear them shout "Stand back! he's got a Pokeball!" And then the theme tune starts randomly playing from somewhere in the background. If Ash was out on our streets, he'd soon be the most feared character in society. He would solve any case before the police had time to show up and when they did, he'd give them an autograph.

When I was your age I was catching Pokémon not STIs

Computer games are indeed a distraction from any other priorities we may have in life. When I was your age, I wasn't exactly a ladies man. But hey, at least I don't have anything to show for it, apart from a neat collection of my favorite Pokemon, all over level 75 I might add. You see, Pokemon are a lot easier to understand. If the opposite sex was just as easy however, then I guess we would all have caught more than just Pokemon by now.

The hardest decision of my childhood. Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle

Which one will it be? Oh but they're all so awesome! Especially ... ... maybe.... maybe. Hmmm. Where would childhood have been without the original Pokemon games? Perhaps we would have had a lot more time on our hands. Time that was probably better spent playing Pokemon anyway. If I was the guy who came up with the whole thing, I'd be one of the most succesful people in the world at catching Pokemon!