So much for the "Neverending Story" never ending.

It was completely false advertising and a refund should be provided for those who were disappointed with the DVD. Children everywhere are still waiting for the story to end and it's just not fair on them. Think of the children! On the bright side though, there was a talking dragon and a seemingly evil void of darkness called "The Nothing" that consumes absolutely everything. But the film was creepy and so were the characters - enough said.

Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!

How annoying is it when someone pretends to swing for you just to test your reaction, as if the best thing to do would be to stand there and get poked in the eye. If anything, a spider man reaction is something to be proud of, because they couldn't hit you if they tried! More to the point, this intimidation technique is just a sign of weakness - a weakness that's begging to be taught a lesson.

Waving to the security cameras when you enter a store

It's like having 5 seconds of fame when seeing youself on the store's TV. Trying to catch your face on it though can be a bit tricky, when realising the camera's on the other side of the shop. But at least it gives the security worker something to laugh at while mindlessly waiting for something to happen. Kids just seem to have too much time on their hands...

When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use the force to direct it!

Have you ever tried to use your magic powers while bowling? You've been watching Harry Potter again haven't you? It's bound to work eventually, by which time the likelihood of you getting lucky has became quite statistically reasonable. Those people, however, that miss 5 times in a row and then out of the blue get a strike, now they've definitely got something going on.

I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom

There seems to be something creepy about going into the bathroom when the shower curtain's pulled over. It's easy to imagine a very large proportion of people check behind the curtain. Even the manliest men do it, they just don't tell people. For those who've seen Stephen King's 'IT' or have been terrified by the film Psycho, checking behind the shower curtain has probably became a normal routine.

Procrastinators UNITE... ... tomorrow

I'll write more about this tomorrow...

Can CHUCK NORRIS get more fans than there are people on earth?!

If he can't do it, no one can! Legend has it that Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle. When he looks at himself in the mirror, there is no reflection, because there can only be one Chuck Norris. So who is this guy and where did he originate? America, March 10, 1940 - ex air force, martial artist, actor. There is nothing to fear but fear itself. But fear itself is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name

Sometimes time just seems too short to worry about saving files with the correct names, correct spellings, in the right places or in chronological order. You're also pretty much guaranteed that no other file on your computer will be called "jhsdfjsf" which will save complications in the long run. You see, life is often much easier with shortcuts. Like saving a shortcut on your desktop and calling it "kjhjufhju".

Getting Paranoid When I Notice Patterns On Multiple Choice Tests

I swear this test has alterior motives! Maybe they're trying to catch us out. Why do all of these answers have the same letter apart from the last one?! And what's so significant about the last one? I must have got it wrong. Unless some of the others are wrong which would explain the strange 'co-incidental' pattern. But what's this - section 2 makes a smiley face. That can't be right!

New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

Hmmm which will it be - a blood sucking poser who always makes it seem like there's a cold draft in the room, or a guy with a crack that's hairier than his back? Either way, they're both dangerously selfish and seem to think that Bella's a lot safer in their company, thus proving their inferior brain capacities. Why can't they just all get along and show more of a proactive interest in the democratic workings of society.