I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything.

MC Hammer's 'can't touch this' attitude has touched the lives of many. Selling over 50 million records worldwide, the man has been a great success and it's all thanks to his power yielding 'hammer pants'. This sell out rapper is also considered a forefather of pop rap, and went from rags to riches because of his energetic personality.

When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know sh*ts about to go down

This is one guy you certainly do not want to mess with. I mean c'mon, he's got a Pikachu. From across the road you'd hear them shout "Stand back! he's got a Pokeball!" And then the theme tune starts randomly playing from somewhere in the background. If Ash was out on our streets, he'd soon be the most feared character in society. He would solve any case before the police had time to show up and when they did, he'd give them an autograph.

COD, Keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003.

Today, many of us contribute to a nation of zombies who love nothing more than to veg' out in front of a games console. But with a closer look there is much more to it. While computer games help people to develope hand eye co-ordination, Call Of Duty goes the extra mile to deliver a more muscle toning brain workout, unlike sex which could be described as a mindless repetative task. The game tests the limits of our logic and strategy while making our hearts race just like during...

Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.

Who da man? You da man - high five! If there's nobody around to see how cool you are, you always have the option of high fiving yourself. To like your own Facebook status is to do just that. There are many reasons to do so, such as making yourself look popular, showing yourself someone cares or letting people know how confident you are by openly showing them how much you love yourself. How great am I?!

Liking Things

The facebook like button has sweeped the web and is appearing on almost everything. It's great having the ability to rate how likeable a web page is, because it helps to raise the visibility of good quality pages for other web users. This page may be seen as rather pointless, but because it promotes the like button, which itself promotes almost anything worth liking, this page sets a good foundation for a much brighter internet.

Watching the bouncing DVD logo and waiting for it to hit a corner

Watching the DVD logo float around the screen can dangerously allure many people into a distant haze while they patiently sit, hoping that the time will come. If I'd invented this simple default screensaver I'd have put Google adds on it. One noticeable thing about the DVD logo is that it never truly repeats it's movements as it bounces slightly different every time round. It truly is as free as a bird!

Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth

It's one of those moments when you pause and your eyes give that shocked expression. As you slowly take the pen away from your mouth, you might notice the teeth marks that were definitely not your own, and sourly lick the tips of your lips. Lesson learned. Get your own pen! You might even be happier keeping one on you at all times to avoid these grossly terrifying encounters.

I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say."FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"

It's one of the greatest life ambitions that anyone could ever have. Screeching tires and some chase music on the car CD player would greatly enhance such an experience. Role play is a wonderful game and as we get older, there comes a different league of "make believe". So what better way to spice things up than to do as we see on TV. Life would sure be more exciting with the addition of a few good action scenes.

Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.

What better status symbol is there than a totally epic moustache? Here we have two of the most loved moustaches on the planet. They are so fantastic that it's very easy to imagine how insignificant the monopoly guy and pringles dude would be without them. But as they currently are, these two characters display their raw power with a 'mighty boosh' of facial hair. It's almost as if they're hiding something behind them, or compensating for the relative bareness above their heads.

Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.

A company like Walkers surely doesn't need to make funding cuts any time soon. So why do they insist on selling thin air to people?! Perhaps it's an initiative to combat obesity, for those who don't take the initiative to buy a second packet of air, I mean crisps. It's rather like the packaging you get for childrens toys, that makes the product look completely awesome on the shelf. However older people can see through this, just like air itself.